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TELEMETRYSep 11, 20266 MIN READ

The Sidewalk Still Belongs to Feet

Scooting Past the Swarm on Clark

Silas Trench
Silas Trench
Senior Benthic Telemetry Correspondent
The Sidewalk Still Belongs to Feet: Scooting Past the Swarm on Clark

The Sidewalk Still Belongs to Feet: Scooting Past the Swarm on Clark

The Walk Interrupted

You are on foot. That is the whole point of Clark Street on a Monday morning. Coffee. Errands. A stretch of concrete that still remembers shoes.

Then the sidewalk fills. Lights flash. Small machines circle each other in a loop that will not settle. More than a dozen of them. Delivery robots, autonomous, busy with a swarm that has no destination you can see. You pause. You measure the gap. You scoot past.

Soft is how every member starts. You do not shout at the curb. You do not stage a speech about the future. You tip your weight, find the open edge, and keep going. The swarm does not clear for you. It circles. You go around it. That is the morning. That is the felt melt before anyone names a clip or a company.

The walker does not ask to be interesting. The walker asks for the shared ground to stay walkable. When the ground fills with machines that cannot decide where they are, the body still has to finish the block. Soft does not mean weak. Soft means you notice the interruption before you invent a theory about it.


Monday on Clark

Block Club Chicago reported the scene. Patrick Filbin, September 3, 2026. Lincoln Park resident Becca Ostien recorded more than a dozen autonomous Coco delivery robots flashing lights and circling in confusion on Clark Street Monday morning. Her Instagram video drew more than 300,000 views.

She has repeatedly seen Coco robots congregating near Reebie Storage and Moving Co., 2325 N. Clark St. Sometimes they park in groups large enough to force pedestrians around. She sees clusters about once a week. The corridor is busy. Runners use it. Older residents use it. People using wheelchairs and walkers use it.

Ostien put the morning in plain language. "I could just kind of scoot around them… It took me a minute, but it's definitely not something that should be a thing."

Coco did not return Block Club's request for comment. The company did comment on the viral video. It said the robots were not designed to operate that way. It said the company caught the issue quickly and cleared the machines within minutes.

The pileup sits inside a longer stretch of friction. Autonomous food delivery robots have rolled through Chicago under a pilot since 2022. Neighbors have answered with petitions, community meetings, and complaints about blocked sidewalks, accessibility, surveillance, and delivery jobs. Food delivery robots have crashed into CTA bus shelters and fallen down train station stairs. A Serve robot smashed a West Town bus shelter in March 2026. Days later a Coco robot hit another shelter in Old Town. Both companies paid for repairs.

A Lincoln Park petition called to pause until officials release more safety and accessibility data, hold a public hearing, and set clearer rules. More than 1,500 signatures as of December. Hundreds of encounter reports. Ald. Daniel La Spata (1st) declined expansion across much of his ward after more than 80 percent of respondents to a neighborhood survey strongly opposed expansion.

Companies defend the robots as safer and more sustainable for short trips. Coco cites sidewalk safety, ADA compliance, and incident response protocols. Ostien works in biotech. She is not opposed to tech wholesale. She sees value in AI for work humans cannot do, such as screening drug targets. She does not think Chicago needs autonomous delivery taking those jobs. She is uncomfortable with the cameras. She wants robots in Lincoln Park significantly reduced or eliminated. Monday's pileup reinforced her concerns about readiness.

Autonomous delivery rover optical LIDAR turret and stereoscopic navigation array navigating wet pavement on Clark Street.
Autonomous delivery rover optical LIDAR turret and stereoscopic navigation array navigating wet pavement on Clark Street.

Shared Ground

The viral clip is surface noise. Lights, loops, a sidewalk that looks briefly absurd. People watch. People share. The grip is quieter. You still have to go around.

That is the molt on Clark. Not a crusade against every machine. Not a sermon against progress. Ostien keeps the warmth intact. Biotech can screen what a person cannot. Shared ground is different. Shared ground is the strip of concrete where feet, wheels, and walkers already have a claim. When a swarm occupies that strip and will not clear, the claim does not vanish. The walker just tips sideways and finishes the block.

Call the stuck loop a Soft-Shell Window if you need a name for the glitch. It still blocks the curb cut. Cleared in minutes or not, the body already paid the tax in scooting, waiting, and watching the lights. Soft shell does not mean harmless. Soft shell means the failure mode is visible before anyone files a comment for the record.

Chicago has been arguing this pilot since 2022 for a reason. Petitions. Surveys. Shelters with glass on the sidewalk. Aldermen who hear more than 80 percent say no to expansion. None of that erases the useful parts of a tool. It only insists that the sidewalk is not a private corridor for a fleet that gets confused in public.

Shared ground still belongs to people on foot. The swarm can circle. The walker still goes around. Notice that, and the clip stops being comedy. It becomes a small report from the body: the ground is shared, and feet were here first.


Stop

When you walk tomorrow, the sidewalk may fill again. Let it. You do not have to invent a future for every machine on the curb. You only have to notice whether your feet still have a path. If the swarm will not clear, go around. That is enough for one morning.

If you want a quiet next step, the Audit is waiting in the deep. Signup is free. Stop.

CATEGORIZED TAGS:#Attention#Embodiment#The Great Melt
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